I got a confession to make.
There have been times when I wished a contestant from America’s Got Talent would come up with a stunt that involves dunking Sofia Vergara’s head into the water.
Yes, I wanted to see someone strip her makeup on national TV.
It sounds evil, I know, but I just wanted to see how the crowd would react. I think she would look like a different person.
And it turns out I was right.
1. Who are you?
This is exactly what I meant.
Without the cosmetics, Sofia is barely recognizable.
If she didn’t post this picture herself, there is no way on earth anyone would know it’s her, except maybe her husband.
2. Seven wonders of the world
Here’s a throwback picture Sofia posted recently.
Ladies and gentlemen…I present to you the “Seven Wonders of the World”.
Can you tell which one she is?
3. Coffee before everything
It’s easy to see how important coffee is to Sofia. The caffeine comes before everything else, including her makeup!
4. Grumpy face
Not sure what Sofia spotted here as she looks rather grumpy. Perhaps she didn’t want anyone to see her bare face?
5. This selfie is too sweet
This makeup-free selfie was shared 5 years ago when Sofia was soaking up some sun ahead of her Mexico trip. I think she was just trying to show everyone how to get an even face tan.
6. Her mind is blank
Looks like it’s not just the actress’s face that is blank here, but her mind as well.
I’m just wondering if she had any eyeliner though. I think she did.
7. Swimming with glasses
Honestly, I don’t think the Modern Family star was too serious about having a swim today. Otherwise, she wouldn’t be wearing glasses, right?
8. Afternoon nap
There is nothing wrong with taking an afternoon nap, but it’s probably best to fix your hair and put on some lipstick before posting a selfie.
9. Inside the gym room
Ever wonder how Sofia gets that great body?
It’s a gift, I know, but she works out a lot too and this is the perfect proof.
10. Sick in bed
Apparently, Sofia was sick and missed the Oscars. That’s why she posted this black and white photo telling her fans that she was alright.
But..did she have eyeshadow on? If you were sick in bed, why would you bother?
I think she was pretending…
11. Happy to be free
Sofia was spotted on the street without a single particle of makeup and funny enough, she looks so happy!
Perhaps this is the meaning of being free?
12. Morning walk
The AGT judge went for an early morning walk and clearly had no makeup on. So I wonder how these reporters recognized her?